Happy Birthday Wish Greeting

Wish Greeting

This day, 20 years ago, you took your first breath, but taking that first breath, it made you eligible to die. I hope you're not enjoying your day by sitting on the fucking couch with your feet up, hopefully out there somewhere suffering, talking to that inner bitch. See, the inner bitch loves fucking birthdays. Why? Because it makes you an even bigger bitch. Because we feel it's our special fucking day. So we can just chill the fuck out. Most people just wake up to exist on this planet. If you haven't gotten the fuck after it yet, maybe you should!!
Happy fucking birthday!!!